1. Jack Bauer irons his own clothes... while he's wearing them.
2. Jack Bauers calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jack Bauer.
3. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
4. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
5. Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.