Thursday, March 08, 2007

Chuck Norris Humor from the BYU MBAA

I'm only partly a student at the MBA program anymore- technically I'm enrolled, but I'm on active duty, so I'm not getting much done in person...... but I still get the e-mails- got a chuckle from the latest student association e-mail:

Chuck Norris Facts:
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
5. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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