Fobbit- termed popularized by SGT Bob Merrifield with his BOB on the FOB caricatures.
Our team has taken great delight in expanding on his magnificent work. I decided to contribute the Fobbit's Creed. This is modeled loosely on "The Soldier's Creed".
The Fobbit’s Creed
I am an American Fobbit.
I am a Staffer and a member of a team. I serve the leadership of the United States Army and live the Fobbit values.
I will always place the Powerpoint presentation first.
I will never accept risk.
I will never patrol.
I will never leave an e-mail unread.
I am well fed, geared like a Ranger, and haven’t damaged any of my equipment. I am skilled in MS Office, and always maintain my hardware, my software, and my CD and DVD collection.
I stand ready to brief generals, the press, and the coalition of the willing in very small rooms.
I am a guardian of safety and comfort in the Forward Operating Base.
I am an American Fobbit.
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3 days ago
2 comments:
LOL I love it! Nice to see the BotF comics are still circulating...
Brushes with the great artist himself! Glad you were entertained. The blog was a great stress reliever during the deployment. Best to you.
dlt
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